Make me an offer I can't refuse!
This is a contact form. It is the standard contact form most people would put on their sites. Although most people would accuse me of being a hipster (cough, splutter... I was a hipster before it was cool), now I can categorically state that I am not one. However, I will pretend that I am too high to man the email (sometimes reality is NOT, in fact, stranger than fiction; and the truth that I am in fact just really super busy simply not belong on this site) so please be considerate of those actually wanting to reach me for legitimate reasons... yes I'm talking to YOU, Mr/Ms Trololol!
Legitimate reasons include singing my praises (every good princess should be worshipped), making a post suggestion or request (the rainbow kingdom suggestion box is never full), wanting to advertise on my page (my treasury will thank you and I have servants at the ready to bribe you with royal pampering), wishing to commission a song/painting/other creative work (or make a special public appearance in full finery!), or notifying me of some kind of technical or related difficulty.
My heart and my brain thanks you in advance. My feet, however, are already whinging at the thought of having to appear in toe-squeezing rainbow shoe glory.
Legitimate reasons include singing my praises (every good princess should be worshipped), making a post suggestion or request (the rainbow kingdom suggestion box is never full), wanting to advertise on my page (my treasury will thank you and I have servants at the ready to bribe you with royal pampering), wishing to commission a song/painting/other creative work (or make a special public appearance in full finery!), or notifying me of some kind of technical or related difficulty.
My heart and my brain thanks you in advance. My feet, however, are already whinging at the thought of having to appear in toe-squeezing rainbow shoe glory.
